Song, Instruments & Voices: Jon Carroll
Add'l Players:
Dave Trenholm: Tenor Saxophone
Kat Rapacki: Trombone
Nick Borges: Trumpet
Mixed by Jon Carroll & Bob Dawson at Bias Studios
Mastered by Mike Monseur
Cover Design: MeredithLauren
Lyrics
I buy the naugahide
She's used to leather
She might've thought that I
Was a go-getter
But nothing satisfies
Look at her roll her eyes
No matter what I provide
She's used to better
My Chevrolet ain't no mighty Maserati
My credit rating might be kind of spotty
No need to strain to see
That she's ashamed of me
When she's complaining to me
And everybody
I'm just a poor man married to a rich man's daughter
I can't keep her happy like I oughta
She's had it all for free
Looks like it's gonna be
Another long night
Each hand struggles just to pay the other
While she's running off to call her Mother
Tell Daddy pretty please
Lift him up off his knees
And make it alright
What she's about to need
Means my frustration
We've got four mouths to feed
She wants another vacation
She's only known first-class
Served in a Rosé glass
She's gonna smash, that's no exaggeration
It strikes me dumb, this game and how they play it
Back where I'm from folks come right out and say it
All this whispered innuendo
Will get you in the end so
Tell me what I'm gonna owe
And let me pay it
I wanna pay it
I'm just a poor man married to a rich man's daughter
I can't keep her happy like I wanna
She's had it all for free
Looks like it's gonna be
Another long night
Each hand struggles just to pay the other
While she's running off to call her Mother
Tell Daddy pretty please
Lift him up off his knees
And make it alright
make it
I'm just a poor man, lord have mercy
Ain't nothing I can do to make that girl smile
I'd buy a Chevy on my credit
Ain't enough for you honey
I'll be beholden to your Momma
I'll be be beholden to you Daddy
'Til the day I day I die
Lord have mercy on this poor man
Make it alright
I buy the naugahide
She's used to leather
She might've thought that I
Was a go-getter
But nothing satisfies
Look at her roll her eyes
No matter what I provide
She's used to better
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Jonathan Carroll
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